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List of 18 Things You Can Totally Relate To If You’re Involved With MMM… This is Just Too FUNNY!!

Nigeria is currently filled with ten thousand and one Ponzi schemes.

MMM which stands for Mavrodi Mondial Movement is one of the Ponzi schemes that has taken over Nigeria. All you have to do is provide ‘help’ for another member and you’re guaranteed a 30% return on your money. The catch is that nothing is guaranteed and the system can crash at anytime.
It recently crashed in Zimbabwe and South Africa and millions of people lost a lot of money. Here are some things you can relate to if you’ve done MMM or you have thought of doing MMM.

1. So the recession is really hitting you hard

2. And someone comes to tell you about the Gospel of MMM


3. You when you hear 30% profit


4. You when you remember that it can crash any time

Gotta calculate the risk.

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5. How you fast and pray that it does not crash until you remove your money


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6. When you remember in the middle of the night that your money is in MMM

7. At first you pretend like you’re not involved in MMM and the people doing it are foolish

While praying that your money comes out.

8. You the first time you ask for help

9. When the person that is supposed to provide the help is not picking their phone


10. When you finally get your alert



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11. How you start to spend money


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12. You dragging all your friends and family to join so you can get referral bonus

They must do by force.

13. When someone you’re trying to help starts telling you MMM is a scam

Who asked you?!

14. When you buy your car from MMM money

15. And the recession is not touching yo

16. Then your bank sends you an email saying it’s a scam

17. And the Government says they’re trying to ban it

18. But you know you’ll continue to do MMM no matter what anybody says

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