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Single Lagos Girl Recruits For ‘Husband’ For Valentine… See Requirements And Contact.


As February 14 – Valentine’s Day draw nearer, Nigerians have began to roll out memes and jokes to intensify the wild anticipation of romance among younger folks.





A single Nigerian girl codenamed NaijaSingleGirl wishes to be hooked up with a stranger in 5 days time for Valentine’s day celebration. She has therefore issued a public message to interested Nigerian men.

Read the full details below and share the fun:

‘NaijaSingleGirl’, a reputable lady as the title describes is a single Nigerian girl. Physically, NSG is not your average big booty, big breasted, fleeked eyebrows, contoured nose ‘pepperdem’ female, but she has all that spiritually in addition to having a beautiful heart.

NSG has been single for quite sometime, and is tired of being her own Valentine year after year. NSG is consciously making effort to change the status quo this year by fire by fire.

On that note, NSG is recruiting the services of a man to be her Valentine date this year. A man she can wear red for, have a candle light dinner with, hold hands, laugh and shame ‘ayters’ who swore she will always be single.

Job Title: Naijasinglegirl’s Valentine Date 2017
Job Type: One day part time but contract can be extended God willingly.
Salary: God will provide
Location: Lagos

Minimum Qualifications .
Must be working with a comfortable income. NSG, though down-to-earth refuses to eat Valentine rice without meat.
Must be responsible. No untidy afro, bushy beards, Wizkid trousers, ‘fam & innit’ manner of speaking or YOLO lifestyle. .
Must be at least 29 years old.
Must not have a wife somewhere, or a wife has him.


COMPETENCIES
A gentleman
5’ft 10 at least.
God fearing.
A conversation starter. .
A minimum of two years experience in a previous relationship.

DESIRED QUALITIES
– Candidate must not be called Linus, Sunday, Theo, Donatus, Silas, Okon, Monday, Musa, Emeka, Ogidiga, or Oghene.
– Must not chew food like a screenmuncher.
– Must not be an old skool man.
– Must not be a mummy’s boy.
– Can be Yoruba, but not demon.
– Gigolos, bodycount collectors, and serial heartbreakers will be rebuked, shot, cast and destroyed.

HOW TO APPLY
Interested candidates should mail naijasinglegirl@gmail.com

APPLICATION DEADLINE
11th February 2017

PS: Do not apply to satisfy your curiosity.

In other news, the National Association of Husbands And Boyfriends’ (NAHAB), has announced an industrial strike action that will last for 72hrs. See details from a recent communique being circulated among members on social media:

This is to inform the public that we, the National Association of Husbands And Boyfriends’ (NAHAB), wish to announce our annual 3 days strike which will commence on 13 FEB and end on 16 FEB. Please note: our cell phones will not be working during the strike and our relationship commitments will commence on the 17 FEB.

We sincerely apologize for any inconvenience caused to our wives and girlfriends who were hoping to be with us on valentines day. Thanks 4 your understanding. National Chairman (NAHAB).


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