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16 Things Every Man Says When Caught Cheating

One of the most embarrassing moments in every man’s life is when he is caught cheating.

Here are the obvious phrases you will hear from every man who is caught cheating.

1. She’s Just A Friend

When he’s caught red-handed but not in the real act, probably when they are eating at a restaurant when he lied about having a meeting at work, this is the common lie you’ll hear from him.
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2. It’s Her Fault, She Forced Me

This happens when he’s caught entangled in a kiss or in a compromising position with another girl. Of course, blame it on the other girl right?
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3. You Caused All This

This is when he’s clearly entangled in the act and is caught red-handed and has no way out, then the blame game starts. As to how his girl caused this is something that defeats understanding.
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4. Baby Let Me Explain

This is when he’s caught in the act. Wondering why they always say this because how are you going to explain how you ended up in bed and inside another woman.

5. This Is Not What It Looks Like

When he’s caught red-handed and still wants to explain that it is not as it seems, then what else could it be? Which other way does kissing another girl look like?

6. She’s My Cousin

This is used when there is no real evidence about anything happening between himself and the other lady. Of course you can’t know all the cousins of your man.
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7. It Is The Work Of The Devil

When there’s no escape route but he still needs to come up with something. He tries to play smart by playing on the supernatural to get sympathy.
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8. This Is My First Time

But how many times do you have to cheat before it can be considered cheating? First strike you’re out bruv.

9. It Is You I Love, Not Her

Just to get on her emotional side and make her feel like it was all a mistake with the other girl.

10. I Didn’t Mean To

Yeah we know, you were just trying to run a photocopy and ended up like that. SMH!
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11. You Pushed Me Into It

Trying to play the blame game and get you feeling guilty about something you knew nothing about.
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12. I Don’t Know What Came Over Me

Let’s assume it is the holy spirit.
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13. I Was Just Helping Her

Obviously, helping her release tension because she needed help and he was the best person to offer it.

14. You’re Only Jumping To Conclusions

When he wasn’t caught in the act and sees an escape route.

15. How Did You Get Here?

This is when you catch him in a hotel room and he’s still wondering how you skillfully managed to catch him because he thought he’s got his back covered.
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